They Will Kill You (2026) Movie Review

They Will Kill You is a 2026 action horror film directed by Kirill Sokolov and co-written by Alex Litvak. It stars Zazie Beetz, Myha'la, Paterson Joseph, Tom Felton, Heather Graham, and Patricia Arquette. Produced by Andy and Barbara Muschietti, via their company Nocturna, and distributed by New Line Cinema.

Asia Reaves (Beetz) escaped from an abusive household in her youth and now works as a housekeeper in a strange New York City high-rise, but unbeknownst to her, the building hides a sect of devil-worshippers who are bent on committing a bloody sacrifice.

While you might expect some kind of grindhouse-style wild and exaggerated action flick judging by the trailer and the tone this film presents itself with, in the end the influence isn't so much exploitation cinema itself, but rather, the films that were already paying homage to cult films. The needle drops, the camera movements and the type of shots are all reminiscent of Kill Bill and Django Unchained. They Will Kill You takes more influence from Tarantino and the likes than anything else. It's the homage to the homage dressed in a layer of modern day preoccupations with race, trauma, a tragic past linked to social issues and even fights between the economic classes. Nothing of this is really pointed out by the film itself but the implications in the film's storytelling elements are pretty evident.

The main story is pretty straightforward, deliberately simple and direct so the filmmakers can construct a variety of action set-pieces with almost absurd levels of violence on display, which are truly the main focus of the movie. This deranged blood-soaked violence is honestly kind of weightless and too wacky to fully work, people will get their body parts cut off with no effort and while the choreographies themselves aren't bad, the way the script resolves the action sequences isn't very satisfying the majority of the time. The CGI gore isn't bad, and there's a fair amount of practical special effects, but the way the film is shot and color corrected makes it feel a bit dry and lacking flavor, something the Tarantino films had.

The bizarre antics and inner workings of the villains is just a very controlled attempt at being insane, the ludicrous final fight scene had its fun moments but the forced looniness of it never actually registers as genuinely mad, it's just juvenile and slightly weird, this is especially the case if you have seen a lot of faux grindhouse movies that truly commit to the over-the-top factor and give you some unreal and demented images. This film never actually goes out of its way to achieve that, but it's a film that works well since the actors are competent, the effects are well made, the brawls and fights are dynamic and fast, sometimes even creative. It's nothing else but an entertaining popcorn movie, not that it tried to be anything but that, but it can only reach that level.

Outside of some reservations, I do recommend the film as it's a very effective fun romp from beginning to end, only ninety minutes and ultraviolent. You can't really go wrong with it if you know what to expect.

AD Police Files (1990) Anime OVA Review

AD Police Files is a three-episode OVA series from 1990 that takes place in the same universe seen in Bubblegum Crisis, it’s actually a prequel, something evident since it revolves around Boomers, and produced by the same company but done by a different creative team to keep the franchise alive. It's hard to say that it fits our blog because it doesn't have the main group of girls as protagonists, it really only features a few characters from the original show, like Leon, but it's quality makes it worthwhile as it is mostly an anthology series focusing on a different case involving the fictional police force, the ADvanced Police, from the franchise.

In the first episode, The Phantom Woman, some officers encounter a horny prostitute boomer who get her biochemical balance all screwed up because of her sexual desire, setting her loose and going into killing sprees. In the second episode, The Ripper, a serial killer stabs and mutilates girls, a young policewoman is on the case as she believes the culprit is human due to the sensation that there are feelings involved. The third episode, The Man Who Bites His Tongue, is basically the animated cliffnotes of Robocop, but evil, showing an officer named Billy being turned into a Boomer and losing his humanity and self-control. This last one is probably the weakest because it's kind of derivative but it's still very well done.

Ultra-gory, deranged and grotesque, this untamed OVA series is kind of a very strange concentration of the things that were presented in Bubblegum Crisis but condensed in a shorter running time and increasing the filth, devoid of any established main character and nearly completely undomesticated. Right out of the gate we are presented with violent and bloody images that add to its grisly tone, mixing in some sleazy eroticism and sexual references or allusions throughout.

The fact that it's a very short anthology series, completely episodic, means that you won't get to really relate or know the protagonists to a deeper degree but in 20 minutes you understand them because of the very on point and well-crafted storyline and characterizations that allow the characters to breathe and live in such a short span of time. The length isn't an issue when it comes to simply being entertained by the show but I do wish they delved deeper into the potentially interesting characters, like the police lady with a robotic arm or the sweet officer from the second one. They have what it takes for a complete series or at least to carry a movie or longer OVA but here they are essentially just minor compared to the plot, which is the focus.

While not entirely successful, this attempt at expanding the world of Bubblegum Crisis will probably deliver the treats as the animation and subject matter are both juicy but you won't get to invest much in the storylines as they go by pretty fast. Recommended if that's what you are looking for.

Royal Warriors (1986) Movie Review

Royal Warriors (Wong ga jin si, Ultra Force, In the Line of Duty, In the Line of Duty II, Police Assassin) is a 1986 Hong Kong action martial arts film directed by David Chung (Magnificent Warriors, I Love Maria), a well known cinematographer in his homeland, and it starts Michelle Yeoh in her second lead role after the success of Yes, Madam! (1985), as well as Hiroyuki Sanada, Michael Wong, Ying Bai and Wai Lam. This is considered to be the second film in the In the Line of Duty series, added retroactively to the franchise after the release of Yes, Madam. Although, sometimes it is mentioned as In the Line of Duty I.

Michelle Yip (Yeoh) is a police officer and kung-fu expert who stops the hijacking of a plane coming from Japan by a group of terrorists. The murder of two terrorists sets in motion a search for revenge by the organization behind the criminal act, ending the life of many innocents and provoking the stalking of the people involved, which include Michelle, flight security agent Michael, and Yamamoto, a Japanese Interpol agent.

As it is the case with many typical Hong Kong films the fighting is pretty dynamic, favoring quick cuts in movement, highly unlikely and impractical but cool-looking flips or rolls and very fast-moving violence. The style of the best of the Hong Kong action movies is present here and you will see a lot of what you are looking for if you have tasted the genre before. Yeoh and some of the actors really show off their stunts and martial arts talent in some of the best sequences (there's an incredible chainsaw fight, a daring building scuffle, destructive car crashes and some wonderful shootouts), especially the ones that open and close the movie, as you can imagine.

There's a sense of unexpected harshness and sometimes even cruelty in these Hong Kong movies. This edge is what puts stuff like Righting Wrongs or Yes, Madam on a whole other league compared to the usual action flick. The best example is when the family of a character is murdered by the criminals in this movie. First of all, usually, it's the agent in the field the one who gets killed and is then avenged by a partner or something (something that also happens here), but they also have a red herring scene that plays with the idea of the agent dying on the job but the opposite happens. Second of all, It's not something you would expect to see, especially so early in the film, because it's kind of shocking to have these types of characters, who often survive the film, or who are used to create tension and as an incentive for the hero to rescue his family, but here they are disposed off quite early since the film is more about revenge and what drives people to commit acts of vengeance, something that's explored in the antagonists as well. 

The main leads are likable enough even if the chemistry is very poor while the acting isn't. Some characters are kind of weak and not well defined but they are redeemed by the fact that the actors do a decent job at injecting some semblance of presence or charisma, even if it's tiny. This is also evident because the art direction and the visuals aren't particularly polished or elaborate, so a lot of the time you can get a somewhat plainly shot sequence that goes on for too long, followed by an action-packed and better shot one that elevates the experience.

With adrenaline-fueled dangerous action choreographies, a script with more meat and emotional resonance, Royal Warriors is a kind of stand out movie that functions as a bold addition to the subgenre. The main problem I have is that Michelle Yeoh's character should have been more active and should have had more protagonism because she isn't as much of a driving force in this as in some other later flicks or even the previous ones she starred in. Either way, she has her cool moments throughout.

Very recommended for Hong Kong action movie buffs and fans of action superstar Michelle Yeoh.