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Tuesday, August 11, 2026

Pink Force Commando (1982) Movie Review

Pink Force Commando (Hong fen you xia, Ninja Fighters, Pink Force) is an action adventure martial arts Hong Kong film directed by Kevin Chu (Chu Yen-ping). It stars Brigitte Lin, Sally Yeh, Chung-You Chang, Yang Hui-Shan, Chun-Chun Hsu and Hao-Yi Liu. It is sometimes considered to be a semi-sequel to Golden Queen's Commando (1982) by the same producer and crew. It's also a film that collects a variety of mixed components from fantasy and genre cinema as a whole.




Three female bandits steal a great amount of gold and some time later the other two find out their leader, Jackal, has used the money for her own pleasure and businesses. She has paired up with her Nazi Commander lover and now wants her old partners dead.




Like Golden Queen's Commando here we have a mixture of genre components and narrative scenarios that are mishmashed, taken from other movies and then put into a blender, only to change the protagonists of the stories to a diverse group of action girls dressed in striking and contrasting outfits in order to be easily identifiable. This time we have the usual thugs but also Nazi officers, cowboys, Klansmen and magical heroines as well, it's a seemingly never-ending list of bizarre mashups that pay off in one climactic grand battle. 




As I mentioned before, the movie takes not only inspiration from stuff we have seen in other movies but it also features a variety of scenes taken directly from Golden Queen's Commando and spliced into the movie in a haphazard manner, always in a manner so clumsy that the quality of the footage itself is mismatched and contrasts highly from the footage that's original to this movie. Scenes like the card game trick, the primal wrestling match and the drunken samurai's humiliation were put into the movie but they come out of nowhere and have really nothing to do with the rest of the movie, seeming completely disconnected from their original context. Not only that but we also have music that's stolen from movies like The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966), Conan the Barbarian (1982) and even Investigation of a Citizen Above Suspicion (1970). The former and the latter movies being scored by Ennio Morricone isn't a surprise since Queen's Commando did this as well, so at least these two flicks have some bangers music-wise.




The storytelling is about as flawed as you would expect but also eclectic and fun for a film made under such a weird production process and carefree attitude. The plot takes insane twists and detours to the point where a good amount of it becomes nearly incomprehensible and borderline ludicrous once the footage from Queen's Commando shows up to confuse you even more. I wouldn't want to be the poor bastard who watched this movie before Queen's Commando and without any clue as to how this film was made because that must have been a truly strange experience. Nothing is well glued and events rarely connect coherently, you pretty much have to put together the entirety of the film in your head, being able to identify the important moments and plot points by the way the film conveys which point of the story you are technically in, for example, you know you are at the climax because there's a great battle with two opposing armies about to take place.





I gotta say that by having much of the same cast we are able to witness some badass performances by the actresses and the wonderful stunt work during the fights. The leading ladies from this movie are not that interesting as characters, when compared to a very solid and perfectly defined roster of tough girls like the one from Queen's Commando, but the core idea of the movie is quite interesting as a jumping off point to then stick a good amount of crazy scenes after the introduction.






It's a fun time if you know what you are getting into. Only recommended for Z-grade actionsploitation film fans.


Tuesday, July 28, 2026

Knights (1993) Movie Review

Knights is a 1993 post-apocalyptic action sci-fi martial arts movie written and directed by Albert Pyun, starring kickboxer Kathy Long, Kris Kristofferson, Scott Paulin, Gary Daniels and Lance Henriksen. Shot in Utah and distributed by Paramount straight to the home video market, the film is now considered to be one of the most likable Pyun movies and one of the movies that best exemplify his work, especially when it comes to his muscular female leads in action roles.



In a futuristic and technologically advanced dystopian world, Job and his army of cyborgs enslave and capture humans to feed off of them. Nea (Long) is rescued by a cyborg named Gabriel (Kristofferson), a good cyborg who was created to get rid of the evil cyborgs, and trains her to become a killer of half-human machines. 




This is an insane and wild post-apocalyptic wasteland movie about the human capabilities for survival in the face of devastation and destruction of order and civilization, an idea incarnated in the human of flesh and blood who fights for the survival and well being of captive humans against humanoid but technically perfect and enhanced cyborgs, a cyborg killer. All with a wonderful female lead who grows and becomes a badass with a fantastic final battle that's extended to unbelievable lengths. 




Long is quite great in the title role but she kind of gets her action role activated somewhat late into the movie after her training. However, when the violence starts, it stretches itself all throughout a long climactic battle with an unstable array of punches, kicks, martial arts throws and stabbings to the max. It's a show that delights and amazes by its perfect handling of the timing and millimetrical editing to achieve the maximum effect. Pyun was a master at action and the choreography in this movie lives up to his reputation. He shoots the film like sci-fi wasteland fever dream with his wide angle lens close to the actor's faces and extravagant but precise shot compositions.





The plot itself is simple and straightforward, which is very helpful when it's concentrated on driving the action to the next place and when Pyun gets a good excuse to throw in some nice physical artistry he is known for but when it's introducing the setting and the characters it might get a little messy, that's mostly because the physicality, the movements and bodies Pyun focuses on, exists in the filmmakers work before the story concerns or plot. 



It achieves a rough look quite well in this dirty and ravaged setting, but everything is technically polished and has some more than functional practical special effects that aesthetically add a lot to the grungy and unclean post-apocalyptic world the film takes place in. So it all has a very proper appearance, something that's quite impressive given its low budget.



A totally recommended movie for anyone looking for a relentless action flick if they can stomach some low budget oddities and a wild tone.


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